Archive for the 'Random' Category

19
Oct
10

It’s Your Turn

I enjoy writing.  I may not be the best writer in the world, but when it clicks, it feels good to express my ideas in a way that connects…or at least connects my thoughts to reality and relevance.  That’s my aim anyway.

Sometimes, however, I feel like a talking head.  I’m afraid I appear to be a verbal faucet that spouts off and doesn’t invite response, reply and rebuttal.  I don’t want that.  Sooo…to prove my point, I’m simply going to ask a question.  It’s your turn to speak up and share what’s on your mind!  I want to hear you…I really do!!  Let’s get some interaction going here.

QUESTION:

What drives your passion?  Where do you get your inspiration?

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26
May
10

We All Need a Bit of This Therapy

I don’t usually forward any emails and even delete some that are forwarded to me before I read them…you know, the kind that end with “If you are ashamed of forwarding this to all of your friends then you will go to hell” or something like that.

However, today I received this email from my friend and fellow pastor Joel and it “hit the spot.”  I loved it…got a chuckle out of it and think I’ll put a few of these into practice.  I hope it gives you a little laugh as well.  Enjoy.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

What’s the most random thing you’ve done recently?




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